Top 10 Reasons Why Stephen Harper never smoked marijuana

1.     I have asthma, not seizure¹.

2.     This is a Liberal thing.  Just for kids!

3.     I get high by Proroguing Parliament already.

4.     Never inhaled.

5.     'I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.'  Oh, wrong quote, of Rob Ford.

6.     ‘Weeds of the Senate, Up in Smoke’, a new reality show on Parliament Hill. Please hold your breath, don’t inhale yet. Show will be prorogued till October.

7.     What, I am not cool, ‘cos never smoked pot !? Hey, who can sing a Beatles song anyway.

8.     44% of Canadians have used marijuana in their lifetime?  Who care, as long as I am still the majority².

9.     Real men don’t do pot.

10.                        The coming out of the closet, joint by joint.

More ‘joint’ news:  Employment Minister Jason Kenney admited using pot (of coffee).

¹ Marijuana stops child's severe seizures  ( http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/07/health/charlotte-child-medical-marijuana )

²Almost half (44%) of Canadians say they have used marijuana at least once in their lifetime. (Centre for Addiction and Mental Health  http://www.camh.ca/en/hospital/health_information/a_z_mental_health_and_addiction_information/marijuana/Pages/about_marijuana.aspx )